We just wanted to take the opportunity to wish all of our wonderful callers a happy valentine’s day! We consider all of you wonderful and special, and we appreciate the happiness, joy, and love that you give to all of us EVERY DAY, not just today. We cherish the relationships that we form with our wonderful callers, and we’re grateful for every call you place with our service.

We don’t think enough businesses thank their customers for their business; we don’t want you to ever feel like that is the case with the girls of Symmetry Concepts. We pride ourselves on our customer service and the attention we give our callers- and if you EVER have a concern regarding our service please contact our customer service line at any time: 1-866-995-7474. Let us take as good a care of you as you do of us.

You can’t mention the good old hot and horny girls who are waiting to play without giving love and affection to the other end of the spectrum: fetish phone sex girls who are WELL equipped to service any fantasy any time. Who could we possibly talking about when we bring up our fetish phone sex boys though?

Maybe you like something a little bit out there, something a little bit kinky. Maybe you have an extreme fetish phone sex desire that you have never been able to put out there. Maybe, just maybe, you have a need that no girl has been able to fulfill prior.

Well, we are saying here that this is not an issue when it comes to our fetish phone sex girl PERIOD. We have sought out incredible women who are willing to push every single boundary out there, who are willing to learn any detail that you may love, who are awesome about listening, tuning in, and fulfilling each and every detail. THEY do it because they love it, and they do it to make you cum over and over and over again. And, conveniently enough we have the fetish babes compiled right here for your perusal- so what do you you have in mind?

Phone sex. Good, old fashioned phone sex where you can fuck my pussy, fuck my ass, and make me suck your cock. Does anyone even DO that anymore?? Hell yeah we do- and we know that there are a ton of guys out there who love that just as much as we do!

With all the focus on fetish phone sex on the internet sometimes it is easy to forget that just a good old fashioned call can get both of us so hot and bothered that a little bit of mutual masturbation might just have to happen. Is it bad that we are rubbing our clits through our panties? Is it bad that we want to fuck, suck, and ride you? Yeah- hot horny phone sex girls are still out there, and right here.

So who are the top for a good old cock riding girls rubbing their clits kind of good time??

Well, let us point you in the direction of our horny hotties!!!

International phone sex calls are welcome here, as we mentioned in our UK phone sex post, but I don’t know how it is possible that we keep neglecting our Canadian phone sex callers! It is a situation we must remedy with lots of no taboos, no restriction fun showered ever so lovingly on our neighbors to the north. Don’t you worry, our cheeks our as pink as our, well, we aren’t going to be horrible and crass here, because that is just as bad.

That who Canada phone sex foible was just that though, and we adore all of you. We don’t mean to be cruel, you know that we are better than that we hope.

The girls that are hoping the most in particular though are our direct dial toll free phone sex girls. After all, this was supposed to be our opportunity to welcome them and let you know what the policies are around here, not to leave anyone out. Hopefully we have rectified this and can make the love and cum go round and round.

If you are a UK Phone Sex caller, you will be happy to know that the direct dial phone sex girls that we have recently introduced to you are totally able to process UK phone sex callers as well! They have the same international rates that the dispatch phone sex girls have, no connection fees, and are seriously no taboos- we have noticed that you boys seem to ADORE the seriously hardcore no taboos fun. We have mentioned our theories about you kinky UK phone sex lovers before… For only $3.50 a minute and the oh so weak dollar we have to ask how could you not??

Direct dial phone sex lovers need to look no further than the top phone sex girls anymore, because we have brought the best IN direct dial to the top phone sex girls. We are thrilled to offer a wide array of direct dial phone sex girls with their own toll free lines that ring straight to their bedrooms. Don’t worry- our amazing dispatch phone sex girls are not going ANYWHERE, we are just growing every day and loving every second of it.

These girls are a wonderful addition to our team, and we have tried to find a great collection to bring on. We will work to introduce you over the next few weeks here, but we are focused on getting them in here and out THERE because all they want is hot direct dial phone sex with direct dial phone sex lovers. All girls are no taboos, no restrictions, and happy to accommodate anything you crave, so name it, love it, and love them.

Phone Sex Lovers, we have AWESOME news if you love CHEAP PHONE SEX.

The top phone sex girls have decided to universally and permanently LOWER OUR PRICES to a set $2.00 per minute (10 minute minimum) for U.S. callers- PERIOD. We have built an amazing client base around here that all of our girls love playing with, and we want to keep you cumming back for more and more. The decision was very easy for us too- we love phone sex, we love our callers, and we know that things are tight all around. For once that wasn’t a reference to our pussy and ass either hehe…

We thought that you should all know that your favorite girls are right there along with you no matter what!

Yes, we are always thinking filthy, kinky, and naughty, and now you can know it as soon as we blog about it! Our girls aren’t blogging away about all the hot and sexy things that we hold near and dear- …

UK Phone Sex Callers:

you must know that we do offer UK phone sex around here because the phone perpetually rings off the hook lately- but, we do have to ask something in jest here. What would we ask our UK phone sex callers?

Is there just more perv “across the pond”?

why would we say that, you must ask. Well, just today alone we got 10 UK phone sex callers (yes, 10, I know!), and the calls really did run the gamut on kinky: 2 beastiality (or is it bestiality phone sex) calls, 3 daddy daughter incest roleplays, 1 rape scenario, 3 scats, and some good old fashioned watersports and piss play! SO much fun, but OH SO NAUGHTY.

Don’t misinterpret, of course, UK phone sex boys- we are no taboo and no restrictions for a reason. In fact, the dirtier the better around here!! We love doing whatever it takes to make you call, and, more importantly, to make you CUM.

Our phone sex humiliatrix Amanda knows little dick humiliation like the… size of her pinky. We are continuing our introductions to our girls series, and we have a doozy with this little bitch Amanda. She is the personification of tease and denial, small cock humiliation, laughing at tiny cocks, and just plain putting loser men in their place. Our notes:

If you love a wicked little bitch that knows how to put a pathetic little toy like you in your place, you will worship Amanda in no time. Don’t get confused by this bitchy teen’s girl next door good looks, because she is a humiliation phone sex goddess that will quickly correct any misconceptions. Check her out, and call and place a humiliation phone sex call with young bitch Amanda now!

One of the most common extreme taboo fantasies out there is also one of the most difficult to find a girl to play with you: extreme age play phone sex. Not to worry, though, not only do we have a teen phone sex site with plenty of more than happy to accommodate girls, but we also have plenty of girls with an extreme taboo focus right here!

It is important to qualify, always, that these are CONVERSATIONS between TWO CONSENTING ADULTS where one is PRETENDING to be significantly younger or older than their chronological age. No one is endorsing any, well, thing if you will- but if you’re looking for kinky play within the realm of fantasy we can barely control ourselves.

Don’t worry, we have not abandoned our introductions, but we are deviating to discuss a few more of the types of calls we do, and, after our multiple mentions of extreme taboo phone we knew we just had to put the spotlight on ALL of our amazing extreme taboo phone sex girls, not just the special few who are boundary pushers.

All of our girls are no taboo, no restrictions, but there are some that are well versed in the seriously kinky scenarios that push all limits. Bestiality / K9, extreme fetish phone sex, hardcore, necrophilia, I mean, we’re throwing it out there, but whatever you crave THESE girls can do. We’ll elaborate more over the next few days to really give you a little insight into how far our girls will go to make you cum, but we will tell you it is EVERYTHING and anything to push your buttons boys. Anything Goes- and we mean ANYTHING GOES.

File this one under the what the fuck category:

dear miseress amnanda

u have a man with a missing penis who i would like to eat the renis after u make me find the penis and then i will insert into ur vagina and then we will all take the penis and rub it on my face. will u give marcus my phone number when u call me with the penis that u found? i can be found at XXX-XXX-XXX.

luv u amanda and u marcus

NAMED CHANGED to protect the stupid.

So… uh… thoughts? Comments?

We love checking our e-mail in the morning some days.

Yesterday we blogged about humiliation phone sex with humiliatrix Amanda and the response was overwhelming. She said she got nine calls- from small dick loser Marcus!

Apparently this fruitcake insists his penis is so small that it shrivels up inside of him and he has to spend hours looking for it every single day. He has tried to measure it, but it perpetually runs away from him.

If we had the opportunity we would love to as Dr. Frued, king penis himself, what the hell that is supposed to mean, but alas we are left to interpret things ourselves. Being the fair humiliatrixes we are we decided to leave this one up to Amanda.

Her conclusion?

We introduced you to extreme fetish phone sex with Alexis, and, when reflecting on the prowess of that kinky babe we figure it only fair to mention that all of our girls do offer no taboo phone sex fantasies, and all of our girls have a no restrictions phone sex mentality. That means any fantasy with any girl is totally acceptable, and that you don’t have to feel uncomfortable with any one of the top phone sex girls. After all, it would be kind of hard to call them the best of the best if they weren’t willing to, you know, do YOUR fantasy.

That said, we do also offer fetish phone sex girls for pretty much any fantasy you could possibly imagine, but it is good to pay attention to the girl you’re contemplating placing a phone call with’s specialties. After all, we doubt our barely legal coeds are going to be all that good at indulging your MILF fetish, or that your granny fantasies will be well played to by a hardcore domme. This is not to say they will not do whatever it takes to make you cum- but, well, if you don’t want stuff shoved up your butt, you can’t be surprised when the strap on queen takes you protestations as false haha.

A few days ago we let you know that we were going to go through and introduce you to all of the top girls. We’re going to *try* and do this in alphabetical order to start out with, so, with no further delay, let us introduce you to our extremely taboo fetish phone sex babe Alexis!

Alexis is one of the girls featured on our fetish phone sex site, and she definitely more than fits in over there. She has NO limits and NO taboos, and you’ll know it as soon as you begin your conversation.

She is one boundary pushing babe- here’s our take on this freaky no limits girl.

Alexis is one of our most extreme fetish phone sex playmates. She offers any no limits fantasy you can possibly imagine, and is always looking for new ways to push your fetish cravings further and fulfill your kinky appetites. If you love K9 and beastiality, to rape play, to incest phone sex fantasies, and beyond, you’ll want to click here for extreme fetish phone sex fantasies with hardcore fetish girl Alexis.

Specialties include snuff, rape, bestiality, age play, edgeplay, glood play, menstrual fetish- anything you can imagine and more. NOTHING is too hardcore.

Our phone sex search engine is in the right hand side bar- USE IT.

Our phone sex search engine will help you find exactly what you are looking for! We want to give you the EXACT type of call that you are looking for, and we like to think our array of girls can ultimately cater to ALL varieties and fetish phone sex fantasies out there! The functionality of the tool is actually pretty cool- and it is also fun to get an insight into exactly what you’re looking for so we can use the opportunity to offer you the exact kind of call / experience that you are looking for.

So, when we peek, what do we learn? Well, first, there is a huge misconception out there that a lot of you need to correct if you want to find the kind of call you are looking for. YES, we do offer girls that are into K9 and bestiality- but to FIND THEM you have to spell bestiality correctly. There is no “a”- it is not beastiality phone sex, but bestiality phone sex.

Second, the search engine is only what is on OUR sites, and given that we are in a particular industry you are not going to find out where your local shuck’s auto supply is, how much counseling costs, and where to buy “clothing for midget strippers”. YES, it is in there, and although we do pride ourselves on our customer service and we do wish we could help you, you have to know that we deal in
phone sex.
Sorry to everyone shopping for midget stripper clothing.

We are totally no taboo, so for you guys who are searching for things like underage crack whore, and daddy rape cock, well, trust us, even though we may not state that we accommodate those fantasies explicitly, we ARE happy to indulge anything. No taboo means no taboo boys, so call our hostess and just ask.

To drive that point home, we chose to be a dispatch service for a reason. Our hostesses are there to match you up with your most satisfying call possible, and we want to do everything to keep you coming back for more.

Don’t worry, we are still continuing our discussion of the specialties our girls offer and what those specialties entail, but we thought that it would also be fun if we highlighted our girls here in the blog as well. We know that a service is only as good as the girls who service you, and we think that this will be a perfect opportunity to help you get to know EVERYONE we offer.

Who knows, maybe as we make introductions to each individual you find someone who may not fit your “usual” approach to a hot phone experience but ultimately offers you something even more mind blowing!

We are going to offer you a little blurb, a link to their hot personal page, and some of their specialties that we KNOW they will be able to tease and titillate you with, so stay tuned over the next few months here as we cover all the girls we offer, as well as the new girls we are bringing in all the time.

We have been exploding around here- and keeping you guys exploding of course. We could not be happier about that, and, to keep those boys cumming and coming back we decided we need to let MORE people know about the fantastic fun that our girls dole out on a daily basis.

So, we had to extend a warm welcome to all you boys who saw our backpage ad and decided that you had to come play with us! We have already been seriously surprised by the overwhelming response and demand to our site, and it really honestly has made our day (and likely will make many more days to come. Our girls have been seriously busy and seriously thrilled.

We also decided to tease you boys who have been giving us some phone lovin’ from the start with a peek of the naughty pictures that we threw up to entice our guests too. What do you think of this one? We think if you don’t “got MILF” you really ought to get some hee hee!

We had started out by offering the promotion of $2.00 per minute only through Valentine’s Day to show some love and appreciation for our amazing callers, but we have great news! We have not only decided to extend the current promotion, but to add some sugar to sweeten the pot. I guess these top girls just love to play with you that much, what can we say?? We get off on your getting off, and, with no taboos and no limits we want to let everyone have a little fun.

How did we sweeten the pot, though, has to be what you’re dying to know. Of course we are keeping the $2.00 per minute (credit card billing, 10 minute minimum, visa, mastercard, american express) rate through the end of the month, but there is more now! If you purchase an hour long (60 minute call) in advance from any of our girls it is only $100.00. Yep, you read right, that is $20.00 off the PROMOTIONAL rate. Yes, small caveat in that you MUST ask for the hour long special in advance, but you know if you love to play longer so it should not be an issue.