Archive for: February 2008
February 24, 2008

Our phone sex humiliatrix Amanda knows little dick humiliation like the… size of her pinky. We are continuing our introductions to our girls series, and we have a doozy with this little bitch Amanda. She is the personification of tease and denial, small cock humiliation, laughing at tiny cocks, and just plain putting loser men in their place. Our notes:
If you love a wicked little bitch that knows how to put a pathetic little toy like you in your place, you will worship Amanda in no time. Don’t get confused by this bitchy teen’s girl next door good looks, because she is a humiliation phone sex goddess that will quickly correct any misconceptions. Check her out, and call and place a humiliation phone sex call with young bitch Amanda now!
February 23, 2008

One of the most common extreme taboo fantasies out there is also one of the most difficult to find a girl to play with you: extreme age play phone sex. Not to worry, though, not only do we have a teen phone sex site with plenty of more than happy to accommodate girls, but we also have plenty of girls with an extreme taboo focus right here!
It is important to qualify, always, that these are CONVERSATIONS between TWO CONSENTING ADULTS where one is PRETENDING to be significantly younger or older than their chronological age. No one is endorsing any, well, thing if you will- but if you’re looking for kinky play within the realm of fantasy we can barely control ourselves.
February 22, 2008

Don’t worry, we have not abandoned our introductions, but we are deviating to discuss a few more of the types of calls we do, and, after our multiple mentions of extreme taboo phone we knew we just had to put the spotlight on ALL of our amazing extreme taboo phone sex girls, not just the special few who are boundary pushers.
All of our girls are no taboo, no restrictions, but there are some that are well versed in the seriously kinky scenarios that push all limits. Bestiality / K9, extreme fetish phone sex, hardcore, necrophilia, I mean, we’re throwing it out there, but whatever you crave THESE girls can do. We’ll elaborate more over the next few days to really give you a little insight into how far our girls will go to make you cum, but we will tell you it is EVERYTHING and anything to push your buttons boys. Anything Goes- and we mean ANYTHING GOES.
February 21, 2008

File this one under the what the fuck category:
dear miseress amnanda
u have a man with a missing penis who i would like to eat the renis after u make me find the penis and then i will insert into ur vagina and then we will all take the penis and rub it on my face. will u give marcus my phone number when u call me with the penis that u found? i can be found at XXX-XXX-XXX.
luv u amanda and u marcus
NAMED CHANGED to protect the stupid.
So… uh… thoughts? Comments?
We love checking our e-mail in the morning some days.
February 20, 2008

Yesterday we blogged about humiliation phone sex with humiliatrix Amanda and the response was overwhelming. She said she got nine calls- from small dick loser Marcus!
Apparently this fruitcake insists his penis is so small that it shrivels up inside of him and he has to spend hours looking for it every single day. He has tried to measure it, but it perpetually runs away from him.
If we had the opportunity we would love to as Dr. Frued, king penis himself, what the hell that is supposed to mean, but alas we are left to interpret things ourselves. Being the fair humiliatrixes we are we decided to leave this one up to Amanda.
Her conclusion?
February 19, 2008
We introduced you to extreme fetish phone sex with Alexis, and, when reflecting on the prowess of that kinky babe we figure it only fair to mention that all of our girls do offer no taboo phone sex fantasies, and all of our girls have a no restrictions phone sex mentality. That means any fantasy with any girl is totally acceptable, and that you don’t have to feel uncomfortable with any one of the top phone sex girls. After all, it would be kind of hard to call them the best of the best if they weren’t willing to, you know, do YOUR fantasy.
That said, we do also offer fetish phone sex girls for pretty much any fantasy you could possibly imagine, but it is good to pay attention to the girl you’re contemplating placing a phone call with’s specialties. After all, we doubt our barely legal coeds are going to be all that good at indulging your MILF fetish, or that your granny fantasies will be well played to by a hardcore domme. This is not to say they will not do whatever it takes to make you cum- but, well, if you don’t want stuff shoved up your butt, you can’t be surprised when the strap on queen takes you protestations as false haha.
February 18, 2008

A few days ago we let you know that we were going to go through and introduce you to all of the top girls. We’re going to *try* and do this in alphabetical order to start out with, so, with no further delay, let us introduce you to our extremely taboo fetish phone sex babe Alexis!
Alexis is one of the girls featured on our fetish phone sex site, and she definitely more than fits in over there. She has NO limits and NO taboos, and you’ll know it as soon as you begin your conversation.
She is one boundary pushing babe- here’s our take on this freaky no limits girl.
Alexis is one of our most extreme fetish phone sex playmates. She offers any no limits fantasy you can possibly imagine, and is always looking for new ways to push your fetish cravings further and fulfill your kinky appetites. If you love K9 and beastiality, to rape play, to incest phone sex fantasies, and beyond, you’ll want to click here for extreme fetish phone sex fantasies with hardcore fetish girl Alexis.
Specialties include snuff, rape, bestiality, age play, edgeplay, glood play, menstrual fetish- anything you can imagine and more. NOTHING is too hardcore.
February 17, 2008

Our phone sex search engine is in the right hand side bar- USE IT.
Our phone sex search engine will help you find exactly what you are looking for! We want to give you the EXACT type of call that you are looking for, and we like to think our array of girls can ultimately cater to ALL varieties and fetish phone sex fantasies out there! The functionality of the tool is actually pretty cool- and it is also fun to get an insight into exactly what you’re looking for so we can use the opportunity to offer you the exact kind of call / experience that you are looking for.
So, when we peek, what do we learn? Well, first, there is a huge misconception out there that a lot of you need to correct if you want to find the kind of call you are looking for. YES, we do offer girls that are into K9 and bestiality- but to FIND THEM you have to spell bestiality correctly. There is no “a”- it is not beastiality phone sex, but bestiality phone sex.
Second, the search engine is only what is on OUR sites, and given that we are in a particular industry you are not going to find out where your local shuck’s auto supply is, how much counseling costs, and where to buy “clothing for midget strippers”. YES, it is in there, and although we do pride ourselves on our customer service and we do wish we could help you, you have to know that we deal in
phone sex.
Sorry to everyone shopping for midget stripper clothing.
We are totally no taboo, so for you guys who are searching for things like underage crack whore, and daddy rape cock, well, trust us, even though we may not state that we accommodate those fantasies explicitly, we ARE happy to indulge anything. No taboo means no taboo boys, so call our hostess and just ask.
To drive that point home, we chose to be a dispatch service for a reason. Our hostesses are there to match you up with your most satisfying call possible, and we want to do everything to keep you coming back for more.
February 16, 2008
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Don’t worry, we are still continuing our discussion of the specialties our girls offer and what those specialties entail, but we thought that it would also be fun if we highlighted our girls here in the blog as well. We know that a service is only as good as the girls who service you, and we think that this will be a perfect opportunity to help you get to know EVERYONE we offer.
Who knows, maybe as we make introductions to each individual you find someone who may not fit your “usual” approach to a hot phone experience but ultimately offers you something even more mind blowing!
We are going to offer you a little blurb, a link to their hot personal page, and some of their specialties that we KNOW they will be able to tease and titillate you with, so stay tuned over the next few months here as we cover all the girls we offer, as well as the new girls we are bringing in all the time.
February 15, 2008

We have been exploding around here- and keeping you guys exploding of course. We could not be happier about that, and, to keep those boys cumming and coming back we decided we need to let MORE people know about the fantastic fun that our girls dole out on a daily basis.
So, we had to extend a warm welcome to all you boys who saw our backpage ad and decided that you had to come play with us! We have already been seriously surprised by the overwhelming response and demand to our site, and it really honestly has made our day (and likely will make many more days to come. Our girls have been seriously busy and seriously thrilled.
We also decided to tease you boys who have been giving us some phone lovin’ from the start with a peek of the naughty pictures that we threw up to entice our guests too. What do you think of this one? We think if you don’t “got MILF” you really ought to get some hee hee!
February 14, 2008

We just wanted to take the opportunity to wish all of our wonderful callers a happy valentine’s day! We consider all of you wonderful and special, and we appreciate the happiness, joy, and love that you give to all of us EVERY DAY, not just today. We cherish the relationships that we form with our wonderful callers, and we’re grateful for every call you place with our service.
We don’t think enough businesses thank their customers for their business; we don’t want you to ever feel like that is the case with the girls of Symmetry Concepts. We pride ourselves on our customer service and the attention we give our callers- and if you EVER have a concern regarding our service please contact our customer service line at any time: 1-866-995-7474. Let us take as good a care of you as you do of us.
February 13, 2008

We had started out by offering the promotion of $2.00 per minute only through Valentine’s Day to show some love and appreciation for our amazing callers, but we have great news! We have not only decided to extend the current promotion, but to add some sugar to sweeten the pot. I guess these top girls just love to play with you that much, what can we say?? We get off on your getting off, and, with no taboos and no limits we want to let everyone have a little fun.
How did we sweeten the pot, though, has to be what you’re dying to know. Of course we are keeping the $2.00 per minute (credit card billing, 10 minute minimum, visa, mastercard, american express) rate through the end of the month, but there is more now! If you purchase an hour long (60 minute call) in advance from any of our girls it is only $100.00. Yep, you read right, that is $20.00 off the PROMOTIONAL rate. Yes, small caveat in that you MUST ask for the hour long special in advance, but you know if you love to play longer so it should not be an issue.
February 12, 2008

Bisexual cuckold boys, tell the truth- that creampie pussy is your own version of “hungry, why wait?” How do we know? It’s a numbers game baby, and given the number of cuckolded husbands that call our lines begging to be forced to suck cock by a dominant cheating wife we think we can be pretty accurate in our assessment. If you disagree, well, move on. If, though, you’re one of those forced bisexuality boys that need their cheating wife to come home with a huge load of another man’s cum for you to slurp out of their pussy keep reading.
Our cheating wives and cuckoldresses LOVE coming home with a creampie just like that too. There are so many versions of a thick creamy load that they can feed you, and in so many ways! Cum trickling out of their pussy ala above can be fun, but what about the bisexual cuckold getting to have a good time? Forced to suck cock- whose? You wouldn’t possibly be wanting to be forced to take some BBC (big black cock for the uninitiated), would you?
February 11, 2008

Cuckold phone sex with the top girls- click here to check out our wild cheating cuckold phone sex wives now! (opens in new window)
We are onto our next wonderful humiliation phone sex topic, and you submissive husbands with dominant wives are going to love this. Cuckold phone sex seems to be the big thing on the market right now- who knew so many of you fantasized about your wife getting stretched and pounded by another man, or, better yet, a big black cock?
Of course, then, we have to be sure to accommodate anything having to do with any version of the fantasy. What does that mean?
Big black cock lovers? Check.
Impregnation phone sex fantasies? Hell yes.
Good old fashioned cuckolding where your wife gets it from everybody but you? Yep.
February 10, 2008
We did an entry on UK phone sex a few days ago, and our phone started ringing off the hook, oddly enough, with Canadian callers inquiring if we are also accepting international phone sex from Canada as well. The answer is of course, and, more importantly, that we are very excited to be able to offer this service where it would appear there is a lot of demand for it.
It is only prudent of us to mention that the same rules apply that are applicable to UK phone sex customers- credit card billing via visa, mastercard, and american express only, $3.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum, and promotional rates DO NOT apply unless otherwise explicitly mentioned. The same direct connect approach is also applicable to our Canadian friends. It is a toll free number!
February 9, 2008

Humiliation phone sex is the phone sex du jour around here, and we must say the top phone sex girls do love themselves a wriggling worm on the hook!
…And you thought we could not wax philosophically on differentiating between phone sex bitches and phone sex brats. Well, it turns out you’re right- but try not to brag about it you phone sex loser you. Why the snarky “phone sex loser” crack?
Because we’re talking Humiliation Phone Sex now! Yes, humiliation phone sex with the top phone sex girls AND the stars of the humiliation hotline!
Yes, we have bratty phone sex and domination phone sex and bitchy phone sex girls around here- but, if you’re looking for a little something extra and more tailored to your little dick humiliation, giggly girl, teasing teen, domination humiliatrix desires, well, then, THIS SITE is just the thing for you! It is the in depth look at the humiliation phone sex girls that are here, with the opportunity to connect with them on a more goddess to worm basis. Of course they offer a humiliation phone sex blog to get that tiny tic tac all ready to burst with the celebration of your loser-ish ways, and tons of fun topics answering the age old questions of little dick losers like is my penis too small? and beyond.
February 8, 2008
UK Phone Sex With American Girls Is Here!! Credit Card Phone Sex
UK phone sex callers can rejoice- we are now offering international billing so you can place phone sex calls with the top phone sex girls! We are thrilled to be able to offer UK phone sex callers the opportunity to play with us, but there are a few things to note before placing a call.
CREDIT CARD BILLING ONLY. We offer most major credit cards: billing with visa phone sex calls, billing with mastercard phone sex calls, and billed through American Express phone sex calls. We also accept money orders in advance for international callers; contact our hostess for address information.
Promotions DO NOT APPLY unless OTHERWISE MENTIONED. The flat rate for UK phone sex callers is $3.50 per minute with the 10 minute minimum still required.
You will not receive a call back, instead our hostess will connect you directly with the girl of your choosing. This process will take a little longer as you will have to hold while the hostess authorizes your credit card, so please be patient.
February 7, 2008

Click here to find your phone sex playmate- bitch, brat, or beyond!
Ok, so we are being a little bit self deprecating around here with differentiating between bitch phone sex and brat phone sex. As long as you fulfill whatever your phone sex fantasy is, and find the perfect girl FOR YOU and what you crave, well, isn’t that what having a phone sex directory is all about?
So we say bitch. Maybe it means she does little dick humiliation phone sex and laughs at your small penis for hours. And that she is a teasing girl who will drive you crazy. Or
We say brat. And she is all about the princess phone sex, and one of those spoil me daddy kind of phone sex girls. Or
She’s a bitch. Which means she is all about the Mistress phone sex, with the body worship and the BDSM fantasies, and domination phone sex scenarios and what not. Or
Or you realize this is the best damn phone sex directory with girls who are willing to accommodate any fantasy or scenario you may have in mind.
February 6, 2008

Click here to find a phone sex brat now! (opens in new window)
yes we have bitches, but we also have phone sex brats! We love bratty domination phone sex, and we love choosing perfect little princess phone sex babes that let boys like you spoil girls like us!
These girls are drop dead gorgeous, and totally deserving of every ounce of adoration their fans pour upon them. They come in tons of different bratty girl varieties- too.
February 5, 2008

Check Out the Best Phone Sex Bitches! Click Here! (opens in new window)
Alright phone sex loser boys, this one is going to be fun, because we have a question for you. Honestly , is there anything better than a phone sex bitch? We offer it as a specialty, but we don’t know if that is the right description really. Being a bitch is something beyond- it is not a fantasy, but an attitude, or, really, a way of life. To qualify as a top phone sex bitch around here you have to have that something extra, and we promise you, these women have IT.
The whole idea of a phone sex bitch is a lot of fun, because it can mean SO many different things! We have phone sex brats, tease and denial babes, cuckold phone sex wives, Mistresses for domination scenarios, and beyond- a seriously huge spectrum. In fact, the only thing they all really have in common is that they are better than YOU! Ha Ha!
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