File this one under the what the fuck category:

dear miseress amnanda

u have a man with a missing penis who i would like to eat the renis after u make me find the penis and then i will insert into ur vagina and then we will all take the penis and rub it on my face. will u give marcus my phone number when u call me with the penis that u found? i can be found at XXX-XXX-XXX.

luv u amanda and u marcus

NAMED CHANGED to protect the stupid.

So… uh… thoughts? Comments?

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